My favourite nigerian song. i go chop your dollar

These blogs are not only about serious projects and matters of science. am also a fun loving scientist.

when in my spare time i like to go pinting with friends and listen to music. my favourite song is by Uzodinma Okpech. i like it because he is a proud nigerian man who is firmly in teh hands of god. he realeases with this song the nigerian people often terroized and accused of fraud are honest businessmen fighjting against poverty.

enjoy these song i present for your enjoyment. i will be posting serious blogging soon with news of my court case in london and news of my qualification as a dentist

Open letter my African brother Obama

COPY OF LETTER SENT TO WHITEHOUSE WEBSITE BY MOST EMINENT NIGERIAN SCIENTist DOCTOR DAVID BULAWAYO

Brother Obama am very proud of you to become president of America. Ypu very much made all Africans proud am happy to call you a friend if we will meet one day in the coming years. Am Nigerian you are Kenyan but am happy to call you brother.

MY name is Doctor David Bulawayo most eminent Nigerian scientist. These times I have seen many news of the oil spillages that has very much been happening in your country. In Nigeria we have very many American oil companies causing the oil spills but the people ar ehaoppy. We like to be friends with your great country and the people do not mind these incident. These people are swap peoples from the countryside and am haoppy to inform you that they are now usedto the oil so everyone very much happy and we welcome American oil companies regardless of safety records. Nigeria now has proud record for most oil spills in the world but even prouder record for being most scientific advanced nation to deal with these oil problems

Nigerian government has for many years employed me to develop scientific cure to oil spills. Mr Obama, brother and fellow African I would like you to employ me to cure the oil spillagaes that are happening for you.

I have anaylsed the problems being faced by your country and BP oil company. You are right to blame the british for being to blame my brother. Please you will understand that like your grandfather I have always been tortured by the British. I have been arrested and charged for offences only for going about my normal business. Collecting western union arrangements is not a crime but they treat me like criminal. They have taken my shoes and flown me to Scotland many times to torture and interograte me. Please am like you so very much suitable to be employed by you.

Yes i have ver much anaylysed the situation. What i see first is that the first rule of science is to understand the place you are dealing withg. I see pictures on the news of the underwater oil problems and the british have sent robots down there to do teh job. Wow this is nonsense. A robiot does not feel at home in the water we need to use something that feels at home in the water. You cannot send a robot to a fishs job is what am always saying

The answer is obvious to a man like me with many years experience of oil operations. We will send a team of trained dolphins down into the ocean to close the leak. I have sourced and trained the team and this will be included in my fee if you will employ me. The dolphins can work in the water much better than robots. They will swim down to the oil pipes and close them using a new scientific compound that i have invented. 2300 times stronger than steel. I am storing the dolphins now in London and am electrocutein them every morning to keep themn focuced on ready fpr work.

Please for $250’000 am happy to cure the oil spillage. Western union will not allow you to send 250’00o so will come to America to collect any monies if you employ me. Fee inclues dolphin team and new compound 2300 times stronger than steel that i have invented.

god is blessing you and your family

Scientist Bulawayo

A cure for flu

For all human disease very many times GOD has created the disease to test us but he also create the cure to find. GOD has blessed us so we need to accept that very much. Many scientist cure the deisease with drugs am not happy with this because cure is already arrives in the world with animals and maybe plants. I document these finding in book of science.

Cats are very happy to help scientist cure disease. Cat can be used to cure anything from flu and commen cold and tubescolosis.

My bloggs here is to explain why the white mans science is very wrong sometime and people from Africa can also kill disease but they do not listen to me because am Nigerian.

I have read books of medicine that informs me that many billions of dollars spent on cure for flu every day but no cure has been working. Americans and all whites in Europe spend these billions and still sneeze very much with flu diseases. Whites are very much unhealthy they will be depend on drugs like lempsimps. They do not realise that Nigerians cured flu very many years ago by asking GOD to send cure natutally. Wow GOD has listened and sent the cat to us in Nigeria.

I AM VERY HAPPY TO BE SELLING A CURE FOR FLU EBOOK WHICH IS AVAILABLE WITH AFFORDABLE WESTERN UNION ARRANGEMENT. BRIEF OUTLINE IS BELOW PPLEASE EMAIL SCIENTISTBULAWAYO@GOOGLEMAIL.COM FOR VERY MUCH TEH FULL CURE AND EBOOK

The cure for flu was invented by me Dr David Bulawayo most eminent Nigerian scientist in 1984. I am discovered teh basis for flu cure is developing very much from a cat and with GODS blessings.

To give a scientific ezplantion i will tell my readers that my daughter had flu last year. She caught the disease from a white man on a train when he was sneeze on her. Because i cure flu very many years ago Nigerian does not ever get flu so she open for flu and became very sick. I show pictures of the process for your benefit in this matter

this is picture is two boiled cat which i use to cure my daughters flu symptons.teh cats were ginger cat and brothers. i found cats to use from the RSPCA which stand for royal society for protection of cats and animals. this which is my favourit charity please donate to them if u can spare money to them. am happy to manage your donatetion to them please you will email me to doate to them. just think of all the animals you can save from the cruelty that they have to see. GOD teaches us to care for all animals i adviside to emauil me to donate if you are unsure of how to help the charity. am happy to help you make teh donation using western uinion arranegments. this charity am happy to recomend you can can trust because it is royal society run by the queen so very safe to donate money without risk of fraud

now we will talk about flu cure. the idea for this cure came to me in 1984 when i read a book explaing that cats cannot get human flu. this made me think that something in a cat must be against flu. i need to get this thing and transfer into a human to cure flu.

process was simple then and now. cat is to be placed into boiling water. please do not be alarm by shrikes and sounds from cat. it will drown within few minutes and you have silence to complete boiling.

please boil for 1 hour. remove cat from bowl and remove fur using strong knife.place unskin cat back into boiled water. add vitamic c tablet and few paracetmols then please boil for 45 minuts (ALSO ADD SECRET INGREDIENT REVEL IN CURE FOR FLU EBOOK FOR WHICH I SELL IT TO YOU).

Remove cat and place in tin foil. carve open cat and serve to family member with flu. they eat. flu gone within two weeks.

TO CURE FLU IN TWO WEEKS PLEASE YOU WILL EMAIL SCIENTISTBULAWAYO@GOOGLEMAIL.COM FOR AFFORADLE WESTERN UNION ARRENEGEMT

Great to be here

Hello thank you for reading Scientist Bulawayo blog. As I say in welcome note I am famous Nigerian Scientist and social experimenter.

I went to live in great glorious England in 1980 to study science at University of England. I achieve first class degree of science in 1984 and use this qualification to secure job of top science adviser to Nigerian government. See my degree certificate below. This is product of years of hard work and science achievement.

I have conduced many famous experiments in Nigeria and will document some of them on my blog in future. For example I am famous to discover rare mosquito venom which only appear in mutant mosquito from Chad. I experiment on dead orphan killed by the chad mosquito and discover what this venom is. I quickly develop vaccine from infected stomach bile of dead boy. I have to cut out and boil stomach myself and not pleasant for me but it save many 1000s of others. Nigerian science community very proud when I discover this but western media ignore as Africans not taken seriously in science.

In 2006 I was relieved of duty from Nigerian Government after misunderstanding about where cash for national research had been spent. Misunderstanding was so severe that I decided to move back to land of the free Great Britain. I now live in London England and I am looking for work in science work. I have CVs available to request from empoyers. I am currently claim Job seeker allowance which I use to conduct home experiements on dogs I get for free from RSPCA. In Nigeria I always have to buy animal to experiment on. England give away free lab dogs for experiment - another reason why England is centre of scientific excellence and achievement.

In this blog here I will also be keeping world informed of progress on cloning apple, which is great ambition of mine. If I manage to clone apple, mammal could be next and maybe sometime human be cloned.

Thank you for reading.
Best wishes for coming years