Thursday, 10 November 2011

am happy to announce the god gene

wow these days have been very busy for me with my science works in the business. since my last blogs here i have had very bad times but am also blessed by god to carry on my work

listen to me am not only a scientist am here by gods plans to hellp with all the medicines. this year i did qualfy as a dentist as the blog has been saying to many times so am really a dentist with many qualifycations and fully legal to pratice as dentist

me am very happy with all these so i send out 10'000 leaflits to get the business of helping people started very well. big demand wow! very many people came to me to ask me they say wow dr bulawayo these sound like a good plan to me. ok i say let me look at this teeth am going to help you with gods blessings. this to you will be free do not worry. these leaflit is below


so this charity that i have been doing to giv the poor people free dentist has backfires on me with very big consqence because now i have spent three months in the jail!!!

Me i was doing dentist works with a boy who nigerian mother in london came to me because she was down without the monies to be paying the english dentists she has lost all hope her boy is in very big pain. ok i say to her i will give a free dentist treatments to these boy. you will make a western union arrangement just for insurance. if no problems with these boy the western union arrangement is nil and voids very quickly. money back at at all times if the boy is healthy the western union payment is insurance only that i have to do for law by the english society of dentists profesional. me i know the chairman of teh society personally i will give you a cheap western union of £150 insurance, money back in two weeks. i make no profit

the boy came to me with a very big problem of a tooth ache. i have acted within the laws explained to me when i took my degree at the university of dentists. i have used a drill and saw to take out all teeth to stop the probelms being to big. i have take away all teeth and given these boy a percription of 15 parecetemols to take immediatly at once. wow he cried but i say to him be a man now these teeth are gone no more problems.

you would not believe the next day these boys mother has come to the internet cafe where am working with the british police to tell me the boy has gone to teh hospital with poisinings and am under the arrest for the injuries. wow i could not believe! was so angry i have said to these woman in our own language... you know us nigerians have very strong charms that can destory someone in the twinkcle of the eye. she was fearing but me i was carried off by the police

in the jail me i was feeling very bad for the boy who can have all the problems. let me tell you i wanted to kill myself am feeling so bad, so sad for these boy. the night i was going to kill myself you would not believe that thank god jesus visited me in my sleep. it was so peaceful that am blessed to have these things happen to me.

jesus he came to me and said this is sent to test you. you will not kill yourself because i have made you a scientist only not a dentist. you are really a scientist who will change many things but i made you do the bad dentist work so you can be shown teh path you will take in your sciences. no mopre dentist

the lord has then told me that my mission is to use my knwledge to bring his word to the people. he has told me that i was made a scientist because there will be a god gene in people that only a scientist can be discovering. he has said to me, david you are blessed please you will show the people my teaching

the very next day the prision has told me you are released. wow the curses i put on the mother have been working! that morning i have immeditley became pastor dr david bulawayo and i will be spreeading the lords word to all me with the god gene.

these is very lucky as being scientist i can do low cost dna tests to see if members of teh new church am launching have the god gene. i will be posting more informations about this matter but for let me tell you it will be under £50 and will see if you have the gene. if you do the test i will tell you whther you have the god gene and you join my church and 175% go to heaven.

may god bless you all with very many children

3 comments:

  1. sir wow! may god bless you in the path of JESUS!

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  2. YOU AM HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. love it, love it, love it :o)

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