Monday 4 January 2010

Great to be here

Hello thank you for reading Scientist Bulawayo blog. As I say in welcome note I am famous Nigerian Scientist and social experimenter.

I went to live in great glorious England in 1980 to study science at University of England. I achieve first class degree of science in 1984 and use this qualification to secure job of top science adviser to Nigerian government. See my degree certificate below. This is product of years of hard work and science achievement.

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I have conduced many famous experiments in Nigeria and will document some of them on my blog in future. For example I am famous to discover rare mosquito venom which only appear in mutant mosquito from Chad. I experiment on dead orphan killed by the chad mosquito and discover what this venom is. I quickly develop vaccine from infected stomach bile of dead boy. I have to cut out and boil stomach myself and not pleasant for me but it save many 1000s of others. Nigerian science community very proud when I discover this but western media ignore as Africans not taken seriously in science.

In 2006 I was relieved of duty from Nigerian Government after misunderstanding about where cash for national research had been spent. Misunderstanding was so severe that I decided to move back to land of the free Great Britain. I now live in London England and I am looking for work in science work. I have CVs available to request from empoyers. I am currently claim Job seeker allowance which I use to conduct home experiements on dogs I get for free from RSPCA. In Nigeria I always have to buy animal to experiment on. England give away free lab dogs for experiment - another reason why England is centre of scientific excellence and achievement.

In this blog here I will also be keeping world informed of progress on cloning apple, which is great ambition of mine. If I manage to clone apple, mammal could be next and maybe sometime human be cloned.

Thank you for reading.
Best wishes for coming years

18 comments:

  1. Hey all the best of luck in cloning that apple!! Not an easy task at all.

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  2. Thank you for encouragement of my science. Cloning of apple is tough task you are right but it is somthing which I believe is possible.

    Arew you scientist?

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  3. I am also scientist,
    Apple cloning has been done you can see them in Asda.
    I think RSPCA wouldn't give you the dogs if they knew you were doing giro funded home experiments on them.
    Boiling a stomach?
    that's not science.
    University of England?
    That's not how that works.
    anyway...

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  4. There is no 'University Of England'.

    And there is no such degree any where in the world entitled 'Degree Of Science.

    You are a liar.

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  5. Thank you for sharing your research with the world. I look forward eagerly to hearing about your further discoveries.

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  6. my name is Professor Oluwagbemi from the university of lagos nigeria, i am very much interested in your works, please email me at oluwagbemi@unilag.edu.ng to discuss matters further,

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  7. Thanks for allowing me to supply you with my bank details so quickly, I look forward to receiving the funds from your family at home in Nigeria. I forgot to tell you my pin no: 4582 any problems, just let me know! Regards, Al

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  8. There might be a slight delay in your family transferring the funds into my U.K. Bank account, as someone has emptied it, my bank & the police are investigating,. I do hope that they are all still o.k? but they seem to be ignoring my e-mails, I hope that I haven't upset them?

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  9. Al am telling all my friends very many times that you will conyact me privatley not in the publicicty of my blog here. please you will understand that am no very busy with business and have only seen these messages from you today.

    am saying to you it sounds like you hav fall mugu to a bad format of business. please you will only talk to me am the man with the correct modality of the job.

    wow god has truly blessed us today. we will commit all at the hands of god to prosper with our businesses

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  10. Mr Patrick Riker24 October 2010 at 16:38

    dr bulawayo i am still waiting for the cancer cure i ordered from you. i wouldn't mind but i ordered it in January 2009 and sent the necessary fee by Western Union!

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  11. The vaccine that you provided to cure my wifes thrush, cured the thrush but she developed a further two vaginas. Our 25 relationship is now over, as she started to get f***ked left right & center, can I have a refund?

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  12. hi dr, thank you for sending the medicine to me but unfortunately it gave me a second hand. what shall i do with it? yours sincerely janov

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  13. Dear Most eminent Scientist Bulawayo,

    I would like to extend my most grateful thanks to yourself. The medicine that my wife bought from you to cure her Psoriasis killed her outright, she was foaming at the mouth in agaony within seconds of taking your medicine.

    This has convienced me immensely, as I had planned leaving her for some time now. Your medicine which contributed to her painful death has saved me money on divorce proceeding and maintenance, and I am able to keep all my posessions.

    Yours sincerely

    Richard Head.

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