Monday 4 January 2010

Great to be here

Hello thank you for reading Scientist Bulawayo blog. As I say in welcome note I am famous Nigerian Scientist and social experimenter.

I went to live in great glorious England in 1980 to study science at University of England. I achieve first class degree of science in 1984 and use this qualification to secure job of top science adviser to Nigerian government. See my degree certificate below. This is product of years of hard work and science achievement.

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I have conduced many famous experiments in Nigeria and will document some of them on my blog in future. For example I am famous to discover rare mosquito venom which only appear in mutant mosquito from Chad. I experiment on dead orphan killed by the chad mosquito and discover what this venom is. I quickly develop vaccine from infected stomach bile of dead boy. I have to cut out and boil stomach myself and not pleasant for me but it save many 1000s of others. Nigerian science community very proud when I discover this but western media ignore as Africans not taken seriously in science.

In 2006 I was relieved of duty from Nigerian Government after misunderstanding about where cash for national research had been spent. Misunderstanding was so severe that I decided to move back to land of the free Great Britain. I now live in London England and I am looking for work in science work. I have CVs available to request from empoyers. I am currently claim Job seeker allowance which I use to conduct home experiements on dogs I get for free from RSPCA. In Nigeria I always have to buy animal to experiment on. England give away free lab dogs for experiment - another reason why England is centre of scientific excellence and achievement.

In this blog here I will also be keeping world informed of progress on cloning apple, which is great ambition of mine. If I manage to clone apple, mammal could be next and maybe sometime human be cloned.

Thank you for reading.
Best wishes for coming years